Funny Tees

Find funny sewing T-shirts and quilting tees for makers who understand fabric-stash jokes, unfinished projects and the promise of “just one more quilt.” From playful animals to relatable craft-room quotes, these designs are made for sewists and quilters to wear at retreats, sewing meetups and everyday outings.

Want more quilt-focused styles? Explore our Quilting Shirts, browse Gifts for Quilters for maker-inspired presents, or visit Fabric Lovers for more sewing-and-fabric designs.

All I Want For Christmas Is Fabric — sewing and quilting apparel product image 1All I Want For Christmas Is Fabric — sewing and quilting apparel product image 2
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All I Want For Christmas Is Fabric
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Sew Merry And Bright Christmas Lights — sewing and quilting apparel product image 1Sew Merry And Bright Christmas Lights — sewing and quilting apparel product image 2
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Sew Merry And Bright Christmas Lights
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Sew Ho Ho It’s Christmas — sewing and quilting apparel product image 1Sew Ho Ho It’s Christmas — sewing and quilting apparel product image 2
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Sew Ho Ho It’s Christmas
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Ho Ho Sew Santa — sewing and quilting apparel product image 1Ho Ho Sew Santa — sewing and quilting apparel product image 2
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Ho Ho Sew Santa
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Merry Little Sewing Club — sewing and quilting apparel product image 1Merry Little Sewing Club — sewing and quilting apparel product image 2
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Merry Little Sewing Club
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Sewing Is My Happy Place — sewing and quilting apparel product image 1Sewing Is My Happy Place — sewing and quilting apparel product image 2
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Sewing Is My Happy Place
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Fabric Is My Therapy Frog — sewing and quilting apparel product image 1Fabric Is My Therapy Frog — sewing and quilting apparel product image 2
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Fabric Is My Therapy Frog
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Ho Ho Sew — sewing and quilting apparel product image 1Ho Ho Sew — sewing and quilting apparel product image 2
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Ho Ho Sew
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Santa’s Favorite Quilter — sewing and quilting apparel product image 1Santa’s Favorite Quilter — sewing and quilting apparel product image 2
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Santa’s Favorite Quilter
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Just One More Seam — sewing and quilting apparel product image 1Just One More Seam — sewing and quilting apparel product image 2
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Just One More Seam
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Buy Fabric Sew Happy Repeat — sewing and quilting apparel product image 1Buy Fabric Sew Happy Repeat — sewing and quilting apparel product image 2
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Buy Fabric Sew Happy Repeat
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Dear Santa More Fabric Less Housework Please — sewing and quilting apparel product image 1Dear Santa More Fabric Less Housework Please — sewing and quilting apparel product image 2
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Dear Santa More Fabric Less Housework Please
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