Sewciopath – Funny Sewing Skeleton, Quilter & Sewist T-Shirt
Size & Fit
Unisex T-Shirt Size Chart
Retail unisex fit. Compare these garment measurements with a shirt you already like.
All measurements below refer to the garment laid flat, not body measurements.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5041.91 | 2768.58 | 8.6021.84 |
| S | 1845.72 | 2871.12 | 8.9022.61 |
| M | 2050.80 | 2973.66 | 9.2023.37 |
| L | 2255.88 | 3076.20 | 9.5024.13 |
| XL | 2460.96 | 3178.74 | 9.7024.64 |
| 2XL | 2666.04 | 3281.28 | 10.0025.40 |
| 3XL | 2871.12 | 3383.82 | 10.4026.42 |
| 4XL | 3076.20 | 3486.36 | 10.8027.43 |
| 5XL | 3281.28 | 3588.90 | 11.2028.45 |
How to Measure
Width: Lay a similar garment flat and measure straight across the chest, about 1 inch below the armholes.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the bottom hem.
Sleeve: Sleeve measurement method varies by garment style; use the table above as the product reference.
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Sewciopath – Funny Sewing Skeleton, Quilter & Sewist T-Shirt
Powered by fabric, thread, coffee, and just one more sewing project. Meet the “Sewciopath” — a playful sewing pun made for sewists and quilters who are happiest surrounded by fabric stacks, unfinished projects, and a sewing machine that rarely gets a day off.
The artwork features a stylish skeleton sewist working at a vintage-inspired sewing machine, surrounded by a colorful patchwork quilt, folded fabrics, thread spools, pins, scissors, measuring tape, sewing tools, hearts, and a warm cup of coffee. Soft retro colors and a slightly spooky skeleton aesthetic give the design a fun mix of cozy crafting and dark sewing humor.
Perfect for quilt retreats, sewing groups, craft weekends, fabric shopping trips, quilting events, or everyday wear when you want everyone to know sewing is more than a hobby — it’s a personality.
Why You'll Love It:
- Bold “Sewciopath” sewing pun that stands out instantly
- Funny skeleton sewist with vintage sewing machine
- Features colorful patchwork quilt and stacked fabrics
- Includes thread, scissors, pins, measuring tape, and sewing-room details
- Fun crossover of sewing humor, quilting, and spooky style
- Great conversation starter for quilt retreats and sewing groups
- A memorable gift for sewists, quilters, fabric lovers, moms, grandmas, and crafty friends
Perfect For:
- Sewists and sewing enthusiasts
- Quilters and patchwork lovers
- Fabric lovers and fabric collectors
- Fans of funny and slightly spooky sewing designs
- Quilt retreat and sewing group members
- Crafty moms and grandmas
- Anyone who always has “one more project” to finish
Please Note:
Colors may appear slightly different depending on screen settings and the selected product variant.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly on the printed design
Fabric ready. Machine threaded. Sewciopath mode activated.
| Color |
Heather Team Purple, Heather Mauve, White, Athletic Heather, Pink, Black, Dark Grey Heather, Burnt Orange, Gold, Red, Heather Navy |
|---|---|
| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
Care Instructions
To help your printed apparel look its best for as long as possible, follow the care instructions on the garment label and any product-specific instructions shown on the product page.
General care
- Wash garments inside out with similar colors.
- Use cold or cool water and a gentle cycle when appropriate.
- Use mild detergent and avoid harsh treatment of the printed area.
- Use low heat when tumble drying, or hang dry when practical.
- Do not iron directly over the printed design.
Product materials and manufacturer instructions can vary, so the garment label and product-specific instructions should take priority over these general tips.
