This Is My Happy Place Please Don’t Make Me Count Again – Funny Cross Stitch Lover Gift Hoodie
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Size & Fit
Unisex Hoodie Size Chart
Classic unisex fit with room for comfortable layering.
All measurements below refer to the garment laid flat, not body measurements.
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 1845.72 | 2666.04 | 32.582.55 |
| S | 2050.80 | 2768.58 | 3383.82 |
| M | 2255.88 | 2871.12 | 3486.36 |
| L | 2460.96 | 2973.66 | 3588.90 |
| XL | 2666.04 | 3076.20 | 3691.44 |
| 2XL | 2871.12 | 3178.74 | 3793.98 |
| 3XL | 3076.20 | 3281.28 | 3896.52 |
| 4XL | 3281.28 | 3383.82 | 3999.06 |
| 5XL | 3486.36 | 3486.36 | 40101.60 |
How to Measure
Width: Lay a similar garment flat and measure straight across the chest, about 1 inch below the armholes.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the bottom hem.
Sleeve: Sleeve measurement method varies by garment style; use the table above as the product reference.
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This Is My Happy Place Please Don’t Make Me Count Again – Funny Cross Stitch Lover Gift Hoodie
A peaceful stitching session is your happy place—until someone interrupts your counting. Share the joke with this needlework-inspired hoodie.
Cream serif lettering reads “This Is My Happy Place” above an embroidery hoop displaying coral and green cross-stitch-style flowers, a central heart, and small geometric accents. A vintage-style green sewing machine sits to the left, while coral and teal embroidery floss skeins stand to the right. Illustrated needles, trailing thread, leafy sprigs, and golden-yellow stars complete the scene. Below, “Please Don’t Make Me Count Again.” adds the playful punchline.
Why You'll Love It- A relatable counting joke for cross-stitchers who know the value of uninterrupted project time.
- A detailed floral hoop paired with recognizable floss and sewing tools.
- Botanical accents and vintage-inspired lettering that complement the needlework theme.
- A fun choice for stitching circles, needlework retreats, and craft workshops.
Cross-stitchers, embroidery enthusiasts, and sewists who enjoy multiple needlework crafts. A playful birthday gift for a stitching friend or a thoughtful surprise for your favorite retreat companion.
Please NoteAll lettering and illustrations are printed. The cross-stitch motifs, hoop, floss, needles, and sewing machine are artwork, not actual embroidery, thread, or attached embellishments.
| Color |
Sport Grey, White, Sand, Navy, Black, Purple, Military Green, Light Blue, Maroon |
|---|---|
| Size |
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
Care Instructions
To help your printed apparel look its best for as long as possible, follow the care instructions on the garment label and any product-specific instructions shown on the product page.
General care
- Wash garments inside out with similar colors.
- Use cold or cool water and a gentle cycle when appropriate.
- Use mild detergent and avoid harsh treatment of the printed area.
- Use low heat when tumble drying, or hang dry when practical.
- Do not iron directly over the printed design.
Product materials and manufacturer instructions can vary, so the garment label and product-specific instructions should take priority over these general tips.
